Game 6: North Carolina Predictions

Everyone who saw the GT game shaping up like that raise your hand.  Liars.  All of you.  Put your hands down.     North Cackalackee is this weekend.  They're not that great this season, which means of course, we're going to struggle mightily.     Hit it.  ———————————————   First things first.  DID YOU SEE […]

Game 6: North Carolina

First it was Western Carolina. Then it was East Carolina. Now, it's North Carolina. If we play South Carolina in a bowl game, we might lose it. Not that we ever had it. Hit the jump if you know what's good for ya… —————– Non-Metallica Pump-Up Song of the Week SSbBvKaM6sk[/youtube] In honor of […]

Game 5: Georgia Tech Predictions

Georgia Tech on a Thursday night.  Too bad it's in Atlanta. That is not our happy place.  This one could be rougher than last week.  Wait, no that's impossible.  More on that after you hit the jump.   ———————————————   So last week, huh?  That was pretty terrible.  Luckily, Token Girl was smart enough to […]

Game 5: Georgia Tech

   ENTER SANDMAN AND THURSDAY NIGHT GAMES IN BLACKSBURG: THAT'S WHAT VIRGINIA TECH DOES!! …wait… our only Thursday night game is on the road? ….against one of our biggest rivals? …on a short week? Scheduling geniuses. That's what we have. But it's the Georgia Tech game! If you can't get up for kicking some Paul […]

Game 4: Marshall Predictions

Marshall, boys and girls.  The Thundering Herd.  The big time.  Yeah you know it.  This is the pinnacle of football.  Woop woop.   Hit the jump.   ——————————————— Yeah, so sorry about not being able to post last week.  And sorry for subjecting you all to BDubs.  Hopefully he behaved himself.  Usually we don't let […]

Game 4: Marshall

Who's ready for a noon game against Conference USA?!?! Don't laugh. This is like our 2nd best home game of the year. JUMP IT! —————– Non-Metallica Pump-Up Song of the Week eBShN8qT4lk[/youtube] Did we pick this song because it starts out with "KICK IT!!"…. Yes. Yes we did. —————– East CarolinaThoughts Dude. Cody. What […]

Game 3: East Carolina Predictions

The Northerner was too busy lazy to post score predictions this week, while C Gally took the opportunity to force me into manual labor by writing this up. What a jerk. He won't even let me take the quarters from the change jar. Regardless, you know the drill…hit the jump for YOUR score predictions! ——————————————— […]

Game 3: East Carolina

This week, we play the Pirates. The Pirates are having their most successful season since 1992. The Pirates are on fire and have sold out more games this year than the past 2 decades combined. …. Oh wait, those are the Pittsburgh Pirates. The Pirates we play this week wear purple. And no one cares […]

Game 2: Western Carolina Predictions

  Western Carolina.  The Catamounts.  Our Arch Nemesis.  HA.  But seriously.  We need to crrrush them to get ourselves back on track for the season.  Last week is over, time to move on to our real schedule.     You know what to do. ———————————————   No one wins the prediction challenge. Our first game […]

Game 2: Western Carolina

Welp, that was fun, wasn't it? Who wants some ranting?? Jump it. —————– Non-Metallica Pump-Up Song of the Week iU9YM1Lfvt8[/youtube] —————– Alabama Thoughts Normally we just start rolling into last week, but we figured we might as well label it what it is.  First off, let's see what d_w has to say: It is […]

Game 1: Alabama Predictions

WE’RE BACK!!!!1!! We know you missed us ever so dearly.  As CGally said, sorry for the lack of content this summer.  Apparently, this is the summer that everyone decides to get married.  But now we’re here and you can breathe easier.  We’ve got Bama tomorrow.  You know what to do.  Jump it. ——————————————— Phew, it’s […]

Game 1: Alabama

IT'S HEEEEEEEERE!!! IT'S HERE IT'S HERE IT'S HERE!!! We struggled to find a way to go into this week. Huge underdogs. Coming off a rough season. Well, after a few dozen beers or so, we've decided to go with… UNBRIDLED OPTIMISM!! Get ready to call us crazy, right after the jump… —————– Ok, well, before […]

Season Preview / Mini HateFest

We are still here!! We promise! Yes, we may have missed HateFest this year. Weddings, honeymoons, new jobs, and new locales will do that. But fear not! We have plenty of hate stored up for the coming season. So let's take a look at the coming year for the Hokies…. ————- Alabama We're gonna go […]

NEZ Live Blogs the 90’s: 3 Ninjas

So, it’s been a bit of a crazy month. Your humble editor has moved from a one-stop-light town in rural Indiana to just outside of NYC. I am currently residing in the only state a West Virginian can make fun of: New Jersey. Within 30 days, I will have moved 700 miles, started a new […]

NEZ Live Blogs the 90’s: Blank Check

  This is our new summer series: The NEZ Live Blog's the 90's. Our plan is to watch semi-bad kids movies from the 90's while drinking beer. There is exactly zero structure to this, so feel free to send us some tips for how to improve. First up: Blank Check.   ———————- The movie starts […]