Game 4: Marshall

Who's ready for a noon game against Conference USA?!?! Don't laugh. This is like our 2nd best home game of the year. JUMP IT! —————– Non-Metallica Pump-Up Song of the Week eBShN8qT4lk[/youtube] Did we pick this song because it starts out with "KICK IT!!"…. Yes. Yes we did. —————– East CarolinaThoughts Dude. Cody. What […]

Game 3: East Carolina Predictions

The Northerner was too busy lazy to post score predictions this week, while C Gally took the opportunity to force me into manual labor by writing this up. What a jerk. He won't even let me take the quarters from the change jar. Regardless, you know the drill…hit the jump for YOUR score predictions! ——————————————— […]

Game 3: East Carolina

This week, we play the Pirates. The Pirates are having their most successful season since 1992. The Pirates are on fire and have sold out more games this year than the past 2 decades combined. …. Oh wait, those are the Pittsburgh Pirates. The Pirates we play this week wear purple. And no one cares […]

Game 2: Western Carolina

Welp, that was fun, wasn't it? Who wants some ranting?? Jump it. —————– Non-Metallica Pump-Up Song of the Week iU9YM1Lfvt8[/youtube] —————– Alabama Thoughts Normally we just start rolling into last week, but we figured we might as well label it what it is.  First off, let's see what d_w has to say: It is […]

Game 1: Alabama

IT'S HEEEEEEEERE!!! IT'S HERE IT'S HERE IT'S HERE!!! We struggled to find a way to go into this week. Huge underdogs. Coming off a rough season. Well, after a few dozen beers or so, we've decided to go with… UNBRIDLED OPTIMISM!! Get ready to call us crazy, right after the jump… —————– Ok, well, before […]

Season Preview / Mini HateFest

We are still here!! We promise! Yes, we may have missed HateFest this year. Weddings, honeymoons, new jobs, and new locales will do that. But fear not! We have plenty of hate stored up for the coming season. So let's take a look at the coming year for the Hokies…. ————- Alabama We're gonna go […]

NEZ Live Blogs the 90’s: 3 Ninjas

So, it’s been a bit of a crazy month. Your humble editor has moved from a one-stop-light town in rural Indiana to just outside of NYC. I am currently residing in the only state a West Virginian can make fun of: New Jersey. Within 30 days, I will have moved 700 miles, started a new […]

NEZ Live Blogs the 90’s: Blank Check

  This is our new summer series: The NEZ Live Blog's the 90's. Our plan is to watch semi-bad kids movies from the 90's while drinking beer. There is exactly zero structure to this, so feel free to send us some tips for how to improve. First up: Blank Check.   ———————- The movie starts […]

NEZ Summer Film Festival

  With our customary 4 month winter hiatus coming to a close and a boring, sports-empty summer staring us in the face, the NEZ front office was trying desperately to figure out what to do with our time before Hatefest 2013 begins.   Report on summer practices? Pssh, leave that to the other 30 Hokie […]

Spring Football 2013

  Didn’t want all 15 of our fans to think we had forgotten about them, yep 15, we managed to pick up a few extra people with our amazing basketball and off-season write-ups….. Now that March Madness is over, what do we have to look forward to?  NHL Playoffs? Many of you are Caps “fans” […]

Hokie Hoops vs. UVA

OK I decided to start writing again. You might be wondering what I've been up to recently? Well, basically I've been sitting on my couch getting drunk off moonshine for the past 8 weeks and deemed everything else irrelevant. However, given that we're playing UVA, I figured now was as good a time as ever […]


Well, we took some time to absorb everything that’s happened with our football team in the past few weeks. Unfortunately, we spent almost all of that time absorbing beer. Well, let’s take a half-drunk look at what’s going on… 1. Logan Thomas is coming back. DUUUUUH. What, he was going to go find an NFL […]