Game 6: North Carolina Predictions

Everyone who saw the GT game shaping up like that raise your hand.  Liars.  All of you.  Put your hands down.     North Cackalackee is this weekend.  They're not that great this season, which means of course, we're going to struggle mightily.     Hit it.  ———————————————   First things first.  DID YOU SEE […]

Game 5: Georgia Tech Predictions

Georgia Tech on a Thursday night.  Too bad it's in Atlanta. That is not our happy place.  This one could be rougher than last week.  Wait, no that's impossible.  More on that after you hit the jump.   ———————————————   So last week, huh?  That was pretty terrible.  Luckily, Token Girl was smart enough to […]

Game 4: Marshall Predictions

Marshall, boys and girls.  The Thundering Herd.  The big time.  Yeah you know it.  This is the pinnacle of football.  Woop woop.   Hit the jump.   ——————————————— Yeah, so sorry about not being able to post last week.  And sorry for subjecting you all to BDubs.  Hopefully he behaved himself.  Usually we don't let […]

Game 2: Western Carolina Predictions

  Western Carolina.  The Catamounts.  Our Arch Nemesis.  HA.  But seriously.  We need to crrrush them to get ourselves back on track for the season.  Last week is over, time to move on to our real schedule.     You know what to do. ———————————————   No one wins the prediction challenge. Our first game […]

Game 1: Alabama Predictions

WE’RE BACK!!!!1!! We know you missed us ever so dearly.  As CGally said, sorry for the lack of content this summer.  Apparently, this is the summer that everyone decides to get married.  But now we’re here and you can breathe easier.  We’ve got Bama tomorrow.  You know what to do.  Jump it. ——————————————— Phew, it’s […]

Coaching Search Update?

  So it has been a long time and rightfully so… we had nothing to add after that bowl win over Rutgers that we hadn’t been saying all year long.  But this is NEZ we can’t leave our faithful readers hanging without a post for weeks or months of down time, all 6 of them […]

Russell Athletic Bowl Predictions

  Oh hey, I didn’t see you there.  How’s it going?  We haven’t talked in quite a while, huh?  I blame CGally.  Anyways, here we are at the end of our season (Thank Jeebus) and we play Rutgers in the M&Ms Yankee Candle Hunger Games Shoe Rack Bowl. Or something like that.  Russell Athletic Bowl?  […]

Russell Athletic Bowl – Rutgers

So we’ve finally reached the end. The grand finale. In August, every team dreamed of getting to 6-6 and playing Rutgers in a bowl game shortly after Christmas. Our nightmare of a season is almost over. But we get it end it by beating up on a bunch of Jersey douchebags, so hit the jump […]

Game 8: West Virginia

Normally, we let B-Dubs roll out the previews for basketball. However, with the game this Saturday being against WVU, it’s only right that your humble editor, born and raised in the wonderful city of Morganhole, should take the reins for this one. But this isn’t just a basketball preview. We’ve got football, coaching rumors, conference […]

Hokies are 7-0!!

Yeah buddy! We're officially 7-0 after an upset win over  #15 Oklahoma State! Gotta say – this is a heck of a basketball team. James Johnson is doing nothing but great things with this team!  Who woulda thought we could wakeup on men's hoops gamedays and actually be EXCITED! Let the good times roll!    […]

Hokie Hoops vs. Iowa

What up bitches?! Guess what? It's HOOPS season (er, okay, it's been hoops season for five games now). But say what?! We still have a basketball team? Damn right we do and actually it's been quite an exciting start to the season. We play Iowa tonight at 7:15 PM, so here's your very first bball […]


The game hasn’t finished yet, but we figured we’d go ahead and start putting down our intelligent, well thought-out analysis of this game. F*ck everything about this team. We just went to over time against 2-8 Boston College. F*ck everything about this dog shit, dumpster fire of a team. The coaching on this team is […]

Game 11: Boston College Predictions

What does winning feel like?  It’s been so long.  I think it feels…good?  Who knows anymore.  We have two games left.  BC and UVA.  The two worst teams in the ACC. It’s way past time to buck up and bring the steamroller out from the shed. Jump it.     ——————————————— No one wins the […]

Game 11: Boston College

4-6. We are fighting for a right to play in a craptastic bowl game. You are probably assuming that we are done with this stuff. But you would be severely underestimating our hatred for our remaining opponents. Why do we still care? Because f*ck Boston College. That’s why. Hit the jump…   —————- Non-Metallica Pump-Up […]

Suckfest: Marcus Davis, the Littlest Bitch

Marcus Davis really is a little bitch. He has all the athletic ability in the world, but rarely puts it to use. He is the smallest of bitches. If you know of a tinier bitch, please let us know. Really. We’d like to see what he’s up against. Below is a compilation of just how […]