Game 13: Military Bowl

Currently winless against Cincinnati in the state of Maryland. Just confirms how shitty Maryland is. Hit the jump.

Game 11: Wake Forest

We tried to find a humorous picture of Wake Forest. But no one cares enough about them to take any pictures. All you need to know* about a game we should win, after the jump.

Game 10: Duke

Remember when we used to hate bye weeks? Well, after a nice relaxing weekend, the Hokies are back to make you angry and frustrated.

Game 9: Boston College

Guh… WARNING: This week’s post is EXTREMELY negative. If you’re looking for someone to say something completely unrealistic about this team, go read some of our coaches’ post game comments.

Game 8: Miami

We will never not use that picture in a post about Miami. IT’S THURSDAY NIGHT IN BLACKSBURG! Hit the jump…

Game 7: Pittsburgh

Wear a freaking collared shirt. You coach a D-1 football team. Hokies head to Pittsburgh, after the jump…

Game 6: North Carolina

Any game against these baby blue douchbags is a game we want to win. Let’s get to it, after the jump…

Game 4: Georgia Tech

Is there a way to express in written word a long, angry frustrated sigh? Like, a mix of disappointment, a little “not again”,  some “ARE YOU F*CKING KIDDING ME”, and a dash of “why do I do this to myself?” Close enough All the ranting to get you over it, after the jump.

Game 3: ECU

DID LAST WEEK ACTUALLY HAPPEN?!?! We have vague, drunken memories, but did we really go into Columbus and take down a top ten Buckeye team? F*ck yes we did. All the fun, after the jump.

Game 2: Ohio State

This week we travel to Ohio, the state that even Indiana makes fun of. The only person that chose to relocate to Ohio is Lebron, and he got paid a bazillion dollars to do so. But this game is freaking huge. So let’s do this thing.

Game 1: William & Mary

AWWWWW SHIT YEAH!! Football is back. Our long national nightmare is over. START JUMPING BITCHES!

Game Sun Bowl: UCLA

So we got SUPER drunk this Christmas. And super drunk right now. And we forgot we had a bowl game coming up. So here is preview so uninformative, we won't even make you hit the jump. Just hit another shot of Jim. —————– Non-Metallica Pump-Up Song of the Week EqWRaAF6_WY[/youtube] B Dubs came up […]

Game 12: UVA

  So… we definitely still suck. We thought maybe the bye week would have tempered our rage, but we were wrong. But one thing we can take solace in? UVA sucks WAAAAAAY worse. Your hungover, phoned in UVA preview, after the jump…. —————– Non-Metallica Pump-Up Song of the Week I-u5baokRi0[/youtube] Yeah, so this isn't […]