From ESPN.com:

Memphis is expected to announce Washington Redskins secondary coach Jerry Gray as its new head coach, multiple people familiar with the process said Tuesday.

Well there is something to be thankful for tomorrow.  Now we just have to worry about the other 48 schools who will be firing their headcoach in the coming weeks.  Though, Bud did say this the other day (from ACCSports.com via GobblerCountry.com):

"The grass isn’t always greener on the other side. I have a great situation here. It would take something pretty special to get me out of here."

So we have that going for us.  Anyways, just a friendly update from your editors.

It feels like there’s a lot of things out there that we need to discuss. Serious topics like one of my punching dreams coming true and playing an all women’s school in football next year. It all awaits you after the jump.

There’s not too much we can conclude from this game. Really all we know for sure is that NC State really sucks. Thoughts after the jump...

Joe Mauer won the AL MVP award with an almost unanimous selection.  He got 27 out of 28 votes, with the one that got away being for... Miguel Cabrera?  Seriously? What the fuck did he do this year?

Mark Teixeira and Derek Jeter came in second and third, and the Steinbrenners threw a hissy fit when they found out the MVP voters took their money and ran.  Oh well, I guess a World Series and some Gold Gloves are the only awards you can buy.

Anyways, congrats to Joe and we look forward to seeing you on the 2011 Red Sox roster.

No, we have no idea who they are either. But our undefeated Tech basketball team takes on the Campbell University Camels tonight in Buies Creek, NC... that was quite a sentence right there.

Hopefully nothing crazy happens in the game tonight. We don't think there will actually be any cameras whatsoever in the building.

NC State thoughts should be up shortly. There aren't many of them, other than those that pertain to having to watch it on ESPNU.

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Luke Minor Hero of the Game

Who's been saying that there's another person inside of me, working me with controls?

LET'S GO HOKIES!!

Because you can't just go with "awfulness" as a prediction anymore. Leave yours after the jump...

While the NEZ tends to focus primarily on football, we are actually very well rounded. We have no qualms about spewing inaccurate and poorly researched information on all kinds of different sports.

So now it's basketball season. The Hokies have come up short in the past few years, including losing an 11 am game to Baylor to finish our season last year.

But this year will be different. After the jump, our plan to make it back to the tourney...

We had 484 total yards?  Seriously?  Is that allowed?  We're allowed to get 268 yards passing?  Did Stinespring know this until now?