So… we have a bye week.
Bye weeks SUCK.
They suck as much as noon games, 81, or having to hang out with someone who uses the phrase, "Ivy League of the South."
So here's something that (hopefully) doesn't suck.
The Official Hokie Football Drinking Game
Last year, we thought we would start small and only drink a shot for every Logan Thomas overthrow.
After our liver transplants, we decided to switch to drinks of beer.
So now, we make it official.
Here we go!
Optional Group Rules
Everyone picks a player before the game.
If your player is involved in a touchdown, you have to do a shot of Wild Turkey.
And don't puss out and pick someone like Leal or some shit.
Drink 1 for every…
Time you wish you were in Blacksburg
Logan Thomas overthrow (of course)
Bud Foster angry face
Wasted timeout on offense in the 2nd or 4th quarters
Punt that should be fair caught but isn't
Offensive line penalty
Run up the middle for no gain
Super obvious QB draw on 3rd (or 4th) and short
Hokie field goal
Wasted timeout in the 1st or 3rd quarters
Special teams miscue
Pun used by the announcers involving Kalvin Cline or Dadi Nicholas
Turnover gained (HAPPY DRINK!)
Turnover lost (sad drink…)
Stinespring special (bubble screen on 3rd and long)
Potential Zombie Kill of the Week
Safety (cuz safeties are freaking AWESOME)
Blocked kick (cuz bloacked kicks are SUPER AWESOME)
Drink whenever you want. It's a game, not a cop.