Oh Duke. How we hate you. Granted you’re number one in the preseason basketball polls, but you are still dead last in the ACC, nay, college football.
This week, we had an unprecedented thing happen. Someone has won two weeks in a row. And oddly enough, it was a girl. That’s right, Token Girl has now won the prediction game two weeks in a row. For her incredible luck, she is going to win:
A tree! Get it? Wake Forest. Forests have trees. Shut up. It’s the best I could think of.
Anyways onto the predictions!
BDubs: 52-17 Hokies
DiP: 48-17 hokies
d_w: 52-10.. hokies win.. we see more of Logan, Bud Foster takes over the offense for one set of downs and calls an end around to Logan Thomas who stops and throws the ball for a TD.
BBull: Going with 49-14 Tech at the half, 56-28 final score.
Wright: 41-20 Hokies
Poppa Gally: Ahhhh…THE DOOKIES!!! The score will be = ∞ to 6!!! (AS DEFINED BY WEBSTER: Infinity – that refers to a quantity without bound or end.) I can’t predict how high our score will be…… For sure …ONE BLOCKED KICK!!
CMU Football Analyst: 34-9 VT The spread is 26 freaking points. I like Duke to cover.
Hokie Ambassador to Philly: 44-9 Hokies
Maniak: we win by the age of the girls that the duke lacrosse players accosted: 16
MeetBag: Sweet… I finally remembered to reply. We cover but barely… 41-14 H-O-K-I-E-S!
Hokie Guru: Every week, I make a prediction that a defensive or special teams TD is coming… well, again, this is the week lol… Duke can pass the football vs. bad defenses… Virginia Tech has an excellent defense and will score a BeamerBall-like TD. Tyrod Taylor, already cemented in my list of greatest Hokies ever, will continue to put his stamp in the Virginia Tech football record books. Logan Thomas will see substantial action in the second half. Was it me, or did I see a modified, conservative spread formation last week? I wasn’t drinking… the running lanes looked like they were a bit more open. We continue that… Hokies win 49-10 (and we more than cover the spread). [Ed. Note: When the hell did we start allowing novellas in the score predictions?]
Bobby the Ginger: VT 45 Duke 17. The Lane faithful will get another Logan Thomas sighting, but only after Tyrod puts up 220+ passing and 3 TDs. RyanWilliams gets 8 carries for 40 yards and a TD in his return.
GWay: 38-17 Hokies
JMcB: 56-7. Every year Heather Dinich says Duke will get better. Every year she is wrong.
Token Girl: This is a tough one….a lot of the predictions are so close….I’m going to go with 55-13. GO HOKIES!
CGally: 35 – 10 Hokies… ONE BLOCKED KICK!!
The Northerner: 56 – 13 Hokies. Yeah, I just Price-Is-Righted Token Girl’s ass. Logan “International Airport” Thomas heaves one into the North End Zone and Dyrell Roberts pulls it down. At least once. Maybe twice.
Like CGally said in the preview. It was nice to relax in the second half of a football game for once. Let’s do it again.
Gobble gobble, bitches.