Game 10: Miami

 

We don't even know.

Hopefully you're on mobile, cuz we are phoning this shit in.

Hit the jump for all the masocism you can stand.

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Non-Metallica Pump-Up Song of the Week

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We know that angry and jaded probably doesn't look good on us.

We don't care…

We realize that not caring is part of being jaded.

Still don't care.

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Your humble editor joined The Northerner up in Bean Town this past weekend.

Seeing the Boston Red Sox victory parade was the best part of my sports weekend. And I f*cking HATE the Red Sox.

Do you know how shitty of a game we had to play to make the above statement true?

Also, hanging out with The Northerner for 24 hours WASN'T the worst part of my weekend. 

That's how shitty of a game that was.

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The Good Guys

Cody Journell won ACC Special Teams player of the Week.

This season is so f*cked up we can't even describe it.

Also difficult to describe? Just how terrible that pick-six was.

Also, how terrible must Mark Leal be?

We definitely don't trust many folks on the offensive coaching staff. But we giv ethem enough credit to know that if Leal was better than Thomas he'd be playing.

And Thomas is freaking AWFUL.

And Leal still isn't playing.

Honestly, all we want right now is a decent 2 year plan.

What are we trying to do?

Is there a plan to not become another middling ACC team?

Oh well.

At least we'll beat UVA.

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The Bad Guys

F*ck Miami.

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The Game

No matter how bad we are playing, we still have this.

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Drinking Rule of the Game

In addition to our official drinking game rules, we'll add a few game-specific rules each week.

-Drink any time you see an entire section of empty seats.

-Drink for every reference to NCAA sanctions.

-Drink whenever you want. Something you should have been doing during the BC game.

 

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B-Dub’s Factual Corner

Each week, B-Dubs performs some level of research (because someone around here has to) and provides analysis that has been described by sky-writing experts as, "Acceptable."

Fact: According to ESPN, the U is still back. Even though they got destroyed by FSU.
Response: The U is always back. In fact, they never left depending on who you ask. Can we please move on?

Fact: Their football team Wikipedia page has an entire section dedicated to controversies and scandals.
Response: This really shouldn't come as a surprise. #ThugU4Life

Fact: They hold a lot of NFL draft records.
Response: Most first round draft selections in a single draft, most consecutive drafts with at least 1 first round selection, and most consecutive drafts with player voted "Most likely to shoot someone on the field."

Fact: Their mascot is Sebastian the Ibis.
Response: Terrifying.

Fact: Duke Johnson isn't playing.
Response: That's good news because he's f*cking awesome

Fact: Their offense is a lot better than ours.
Response: Pretty sure I could include this in every fact section

Fact: This happened:
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Response: It never gets 

 

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Zombie Kill of the Week

Each week (or whenever he feels like getting off his lazy ass), d_w submits a Zombie Kill of the Week. And… Well he's as jaded as we are.

This week's Zombie Kill of the game goes to.. who am i kidding i am still blinded by depression to remember anything positive like a massive hit from that game, so lets focus on something else.. Saturday, big game on Saturday, but it starts at noon. Hokie Basketball starts the season off at Cassell Coliseum vs USC Upstate, so flip on ESPN3 and check it out or get your ass over to Cassell and watch it!

 

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Elsewhere in College Football

This is a new weekly feature which allows us to rant about other stuff going on in the land of college football.

-FSU is good and stuff.

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Hokie Motivator of the Week

Each week, the Carnegie Mellon Football Analyst submits his own Hokie..something.  

 

For all of our livers, I hope you are right.

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Gratuitous Hot Rod Quote of the Week

Yes, we are changing it up again this year. We've already rolled through the two most quotable movies in history, Tommy Boy and Dumb and Dumber. So now we're going with a personal favorite. If you haven't seen Hot Rod, go rent it now. Have no expectations, and drink at least a 6-pack before you start it.

Rod: We don't talk much, do we? Kathy, was it? My name's Rod. I do awesome stunts all the time with my friends. You probably didn't know that. And you probably have lots of cool stuff about you that I don't know. Point is, if you don't sit down with someone and really talk and get to know them you'll never find those things out. So what do you say? Wanna make this thing official?

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Hokie Hero

It's still Miami.

And our defense is still awesome.

We can stay in this game.

We can win this game.

But why we are on this particular mission…

We may never know.

But we do know…

Here today…

That the Hokie Knights will emerge victorious once again.

YOU GOTTA BELIEVE!!!

LET'S GO HOKIES!!!

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