UVA. Winner plays in the ACC Championship. This one is for serious.
The game against UNC wasn’t pretty. It was good at the middle, but then we shut it down a little too early. Luckily for us, the clock ran out before our chances did. We came away with the win. I won’t go into detail, because apparently that is BDubs job now. Also, this post is coming in pretty late. I blame Thanksgiving. But now we play UVA. I don’t even have to go into this, because I know and you know how much we hate these bastards. Let’s just kick their asses and end this one in the first half. Good? Yeah I know that probably won’t happen, but let’s do our best to get as close to that as possible.
Moving onto the winner from last week’s prediction challenge. We had pretty much no close guesses. However, we did win, and we therefore have to pick a winner. And this week’s winner is longtime predictor and keeper of the NEZ twitter feed (I think) DiP! For this not-so-close-but-closer-than-everyone-else guess you win:
A copy of the classic holiday movie, Thankskilling. You know you love it. Hopefully, this is what we do to UVA this weekend. Gobble gobble, motherfucker.
UVA. Us. Thanksgiving. Thankskilling. It’s on.
BDubs: 38-10 Hokies. DMFW runs all over Uva en route to 150 and a td while LT3 runs over people including snag Mike London and throws for 240 and has 4 total tds. Gobble gobble bitches
DiP: 24-13 hokies
d_w: 42-13 Hokies win. UVA’s mascot falls off his horse again.
Wright: 17-13 Hokies in an ugly defensive game
Poppa Gally: It’s like Polishing a “Turd”…….Put a suit on them and they still stink!!
Hokies with a blocked kick and win going away…VT 35 – UVA 10!!
Hokie Ambassador to Philly
CMU Football Analyst: 34-10 hokies and someone wearing a popped collar will get bitch-slapped. So has it been written, so it shall pass.
Maniak: 31-21 hokies
Hokie Guru: Virginia Tech 24
JMcB: 42-21. VPI.
True story from the last VT/UVA game I attended (at UVA):
“UVA Fan (to other fans): Who here scored higher than 1300 on their SATs!!! [Everyone cheers]. YEAH, go UVA!!!”
SHitzel: 31-20 hokies
Token Girl: 28-17 hokies! Thomas the Tank Engine will be crucial to winning the game…let’s beat those zima drinking, tie wearing cream puffs!
CGally: 34 – 17 Hokies. DMFW goes for 130 on the ground, and The Tank Engine gets 3 total. UVA “fans” go crying back to their lairs. I assume they’re all evil.
The Northerner: I think this is going to be a VT game early and often. David Wilson is going to go batshit on all of them and The Tank Engine shows us why we love him. Coale and Coles are each going to get a score. VT 37 – UVA 17
There you have it, your predictions. As always, throw yours in the comment section.
Gobble gobble, bitches.
Let’s Go Hokies!!