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Our extensive ACC Tournament coverage continues, and we will give you a much needed hero. All after the jump…
Duke v. UVA – Noon
At the very least, we’ll get to see UVA get crushed.
Pick: Duke
Maryland v. Georgia Tech – 7pm
Is there a more infuriating player in the county than Greivis Vasquez? He looks like a douche. He acts like a douche. And he puts up the most ill-advised shots in the history of basketball. Every Terp fan I know hates to love him, and everyone else loves to hate him.
At least Georgia Tech was able to knock UNC out and officially end any small tournament hopes their trust-fund fans held on to.
Pick: Maryland
Florida State v. NC State – 9pm
Couldn’t name you one player on either team, but the NC State coach has a neat jacket.

Pick: NC State, for obvious reasons.
And good lord Clemson, why must you play into your own stereotype every year? The answer: cuz it’s hilarious.
Virginia Tech v. Maimi – 2pm
Based on everything we’ve read (i.e. Bracketology and the free paper they gave me on the Metro this morning), Tech is pretty much a lock for the tournament. BUT WE DON’T BELIEVE IT.
The committee will find a way to keep us out, you know they will. But a win over Miami should, in our minds, completely seal the deal.
On top of that, we'd get to beat Miami! We know it’s not the same as football, since they have about 25 basketball fans. But the colors are still the same. The mascot is still the same. And the arrogance is still the same.
So let’s get out there, block a few punts, and get this shit wrapped up.
And to make this happen, we’re going with some true heroes. People that not only save lives, but also laugh at Miami failures. So for our game today, we turn to…
The three EMT’s in one of the greatest pictures of all time:

LET'S GO HOKIES!!
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