DMFE to Enter NFL Draft

Well, this shouldn’t really be a surprise. Darren Evans is off to the NFL.

The dude is a stud, and we can’t say we blame him. He’s got a family to worry about, and he’d likely split carries again next year (hopefully, since NO ONE ELSE IS LEAVING).

And apparently, Andrew Luck is coming back next year? He’s slated to go #1. Yeah, first pick.

Aren’t Stanford kids supposed to be smart? I’m sorry, but passing up $70 million is f*cking stupid.

Maybe he just figures that he’ll miss all the college announcers wanting to blow him.

Anyways, a big “thank you” to Darren Evans. He played two full seasons, and got us to two Orange Bowls. Not a bad record.