| 13 April 2010
After the jump, your Aspen Region. No time for comment. Looks like you're on your own.
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#1 Dumb and Dumber – Lloyd: Hey guys, Big Gulps huh? Alright! …Welp see ya later!
#16 Lock Stock and Two Smoking Barrels - Eddie: They're armed. Soap: What was that? Armed? What do you mean armed? Armed with what? Eddie: Err, bad breath, colorful language, feather duster... what do you think they're gonna be armed with? Guns, you tit!
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#8 Elf – Buddy: Buddy the Elf, what's your favorite color?
#9 Out Cold - Luke: No regrets, that's my motto. Well... that and everyone Wang Chung tonight.
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#4 Caddyshack - Carl Spackler: So I jump ship in Hong Kong and I make my way over to Tibet, and I get on as a looper at a course over in the Himalayas. Angie D'Annunzio: A looper? Carl Spackler: A looper, you know, a caddy, a looper, a jock. So, I tell them I'm a pro jock, and who do you think they give me? The Dalai Lama, himself. Twelfth son of the Lama. The flowing robes, the grace, bald... striking. So, I'm on the first tee with him. I give him the driver. He hauls off and whacks one - big hitter, the Lama - long, into a ten-thousand foot crevasse, right at the base of this glacier. Do you know what the Lama says? Gunga galunga... gunga, gunga-lagunga. So we finish the eighteenth and he's gonna stiff me. And I say, "Hey, Lama, hey, how about a little something, you know, for the effort, you know." And he says, "Oh, uh, there won't be any money, but when you die, on your deathbed, you will receive total consciousness." So I got that goin' for me, which is nice.
#13 Mallrats - Little Boy: Look! It's a schooner! Willam: You dumb bastard. That's not a schooner. It's a sailboat. Little Boy: A schooner is a sailboat stupid head. Willam: YA KNOW what? THERE IS NO EASTER BUNNY.OVER THERE, THAT'S JUST A GUY IN A SUIT!
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#5 Dazed and Confused - Wooderson: That's what I love about these high school girls, man. I get older, they stay the same age.
#12 Beerfest - Steve "Fink" Finklestein: I once saw him fart a plum... I was plum surprised.
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#3 Dodgeball - Peter La Fleur: [after Patches hits Justin in the face with a wrench] Yeah, uh, Patches... are you sure that this is completely necessary? Patches O'Houlihan: Necessary? Is it necessary for me to drink my own urine? Peter La Fleur: Probably not. Patches O'Houlihan: No, but I do it anyway because it's sterile and I like the taste.
#14 Fight Club - Narrator: My suitcase was vibrating? Airport Security Officer: Nine times out of ten it's an electric razor, but every once in a while... it's a dildo. Of course it's company policy never to, imply ownership in the event of a dildo... always use the indefinite article a dildo, never your dildo. Narrator: I don't own...
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#6 Die Hard - Yippie-ki-yi-ya Motherf*cker!
#11 Major League - Willie Mays Hayes: Willie Mays Hayes. I hit like Mays, and I run like Hayes. Lou Brown: You may run like Hayes, but you hit like shit.
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#7 Goodfellas - Henry Hill: Just... ya know... you're funny. Tommy DeVito: You mean, let me understand this cause, ya know maybe it's me, I'm a little f*cked up maybe, but I'm funny how, I mean funny like I'm a clown, I amuse you? I make you laugh, I'm here to f*ckin' amuse you? What do you mean funny, funny how?! How am I funny?!!
#10 Superbad - Jules: You scratch our backs, we'll scratch yours. Seth: Well Jules, the funny thing about my back is that it's located on my cock.
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#2 Anchorman - Ron Burgundy: Boy, that escalated quickly... I mean, that really got out of hand fast. Champ Kind: It jumped up a notch. Ron Burgundy: It did, didn't it? Brick Tamland: Yeah, I stabbed a man in the heart. Ron Burgundy: I saw that. Brick killed a guy. Did you throw a trident? Brick Tamland: Yeah, there were horses, and a man on fire, and I killed a guy with a trident. Ron Burgundy: Brick, I've been meaning to talk to you about that. You should find yourself a safehouse or a relative close by. Lay low for a while, because you're probably wanted for murder.
#15 Robin Hood - Men in Tights: Ahchoo: Hey, Blinkin! Blinkin: Did you say "Abe Lincoln"?
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Good luck to all participants.
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