Who wants him? Anyone? Bueller?

I was going to post something about the fact that after the rain delay last night at the Nationals game, there were only 100 people left. But then some other news came across my “desk”:

ATLANTA – The Michael Vick era in Atlanta is officially over.

Falcons general manager Thomas Dimitroff said the team relinquished its contractual rights to Vick on Friday.

So now we will hear actual banter about where ol’ Ronnie will head. Raiders? ‘Skins? AFL? CFL? Who knows?

One thing is certain though, and that is Roger Goodell doesn’t know if he will let Mexico back into the NFL. OK, so the certain thing is an uncertainty, what the hell do you want from me? Seriously Lindsay Lohan? What do you want? Lindsay Lohan with all those little outfits, jumping around there on stage, half-naked with your little outfits. Ya know? You’re a… You’re out there jumping around and I’m just sitting here with my beer. So, what am I supposed to do? What you want? You know, are we gonna go out? Is that what you’re trying to – why why are you leaping around there, throwing those things all up in my, over there in my face? What do you want, Lindsay? Tell me what you want? Well, I’ll tell you what you want, you want nothing. You want nothing. All right? Because we all know that no woman anywhere wants to have sex with anyone, and to titillate us with any thoughts otherwise is – is just bogus.

Sorry, got off topic there. In sum, Michael Vick: no longer with the Falcons.