From the ACC Blog on ESPN:

The season began with a No. 7 preseason ranking and high hopes for a national title, but those aspirations took an immediate dive with the news that leading rusher Darren Evans would be lost for the season before it even started because of a torn ACL. Redshirt freshman Ryan Williams was the next man up, and he exceeded almost everyone’s expectations, rushing for at least 100 yards in nine different games.

Now we all knew that Ryan MF Williams was talented and everything, but seriously, who the hell EXPECTED this?

HD herself, at the beginning of the season chose two other players for the "awards" RMFW would win at the end of the year:

3. Newcomer of the year: Clemson quarterback Kyle Parker. He's never played in a college football game before, but was the named the starter Monday for his consistency and rocket arm. The redshirt freshman is already a standout baseball player.

5. Freshman of the year: David Wilson, running back, Virginia Tech. Anyone who does eight backflips in a row has some serious skills. As long as he stays healthy, Wilson is the real deal, and he'll have the opportunity to show it.

If you were expecting him to gain more yards, get more touchdowns, or save the lives of more puppies, then you need to calm the fuck down.  He's only one man.  With the strength of two men.  And the virility of three men.

I just don't understand the reasoning of this wood nymph.  I mean woman.

Comments (11)

furrer4heisman said:

seriously youre ragging on her for putting "almost everyone" instead of "everyone". that's the best you've got? quit stealing CGB's schtick.

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The Northerner said:

... Granted it was a weak argument against her, but it's a slow week. And I was unaware that commenting on how ridiculous the resident ACC blogger on the biggest sports information franchise website was previously claimed schtick. My bad. I'll have to give my schtick lawyer a stern talking to for letting that slip past him.

December 09, 2009

Willy Mac said:

Ehh... That was a real stretch. Maybe leave the blogging to the big kids? I mean, there's already a load of VT blogs... do we really need a nineteenth?

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The Northerner said:

... You're right. We'll take down this blog ASAP. Thanks Willy Mac, you're a life saver.

December 09, 2009

Willy Mac said:

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collegegameballs said:

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The Northerner said:

... I see, I see. Good point.

December 09, 2009

CGally said:

... See, this is why we can't have nice things. CGB, in all seriousness, sorry the NEZ stole your thing. I've seen it on your site before, but The N had not. Between work, ranting blog posts, and power hours, we don't get to every blog out there on a weekly basis. Willy Mac... nah, nevermind.

December 09, 2009

The Miz said:

... Guys, guys...let's all just understand that HD blows hard. I've ripped on her on my blog too...it's not worth jumping down each other's throats over it. Furthermore (to willy mac), I didn't see where there needed to be a quota on VT blogs, but I honestly read and enjoy them all, so let's not get all elitist about it. The more stuff I read on the Hokies, the better. I didn't get to read your other comments before they were taken down, but we should honestly embrace one another as Hokies (and I know that sounds really lame, but whatever).

December 09, 2009

The Northerner said:

... Done and done. Beer solves most problems.

December 09, 2009

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