Not quite though. Kind of a nightmare.
Seriously, we might not win another game. We’re not usually pessimistic. But there is certainly a better than 10% chance we lose to every opponent we play.
There’s not too many thoughts over here. You know, other than anger. Unbridled anger only a bad sports team could give to a person. Though we’re pretty sure that doesn’t count as a thought.
I mean, what can you say? Cory Holt? Dude doesn’t even spell “Corey” right. How can he possibly quarterback a winning team with Stinespring as a coach?
We’ll tell you how: Thursday night in Blacksburg.
That’s right. We’re still picking us to win out, take our Division, and beat some Eagle f’ers in front of 27 of their fans down in Florida again.
See, after this game, we’ll be healthy again. I don’t care what the medical staff says. What do they know? They’re just doctors.
If you get the reference, you can be our friends.
As for this upcoming game, it’s certainly not going to be easy. The Twerps are actually good (shocking, we know). Though they tend to play to the level of their opponent. Read into that however you want, but it most likely means a close game.
And we know what you’re expecting here. Some sort of “Friedgen is fat” joke. But no. We’re bigger than that. We don’t want to bite off more than we can chew. The consequences could be HUGE. But we won’t go there.
Instead we’ll show you the best Halloween costume ever:
It was much better than this tool bag.
We work hard. We play hard.
We have a great chance in this game, if only because it’s Thursday night in Blacksburg. If the special teams can do ANYTHING right, we’ll win by 50.
Our home crowd now becomes the most important player on our team. It’s really the only thing we can rely on.
Just remember kids, the best way to spread Hokie cheer is screaming loud for all to hear.
Corniest thing we’ve ever written.
LET’S GO HOKIES!!!
(Hero, after the predictions. I don’t know why I write this anymore)
Last week, we had a tie between Wright and the CMU Football Analyst for the closest. They both picked FSU to win, so here’s your trophy guys.
Try not to pawn that baby too soon.
Now, on to this week:
CGally: 35 – 14 VT, eleven field goals and a safety.
CMU Football Analyst: 31 – 24, VT
The Northerner: 27 – 13 VT, halftime show will be Friedgen v. Mangino: jell-o match. Winner eats loser. (we’re all losers in that one)
Wright: 21 – 20 VT
Lady Wright: 31 – 28 VT
Maniak: 28 – 9 VT
The DiP: He submitted a bunch based on the qb starting. Luckily he’s a toolbag, so we’ll say he’s going with 20 – 17 VT.
B-Dubs: 19 – 14 VT
Meet Bag: 30 – 24 VT
The Bull: 23 – 17 VT
Poppa Gally: 9 – 6 VT
We will also be adding a new Fan of the Other Team Prediction.
So here is BK, an avid Terp fan, friend of your humble editor, and overall turd sandwich: 9 – 8 Maryland.
He added some stuff about the Vicks, to which we went, “Who?”
Our heroes are just sucking lately. Ponce de Leon? Whose crack ass idea was that?
No messing around this week though. We’ve pulled out all the stops.
We need to get some cool back. There are a few things truly cool about Tech. Mike’s burgers are cool. Basketball games against Duke and UNC are cool. My senior year apartment is cool (in the winter). And Thursday night football games at home are ultra-cool.
So we need the coolest man of all time. The top dog.
You guessed it.
Best Great Escape pun gets their own trophy.
LET’S GO HOKIES!!