Game 9: Boston College

Guh… WARNING: This week’s post is EXTREMELY negative. If you’re looking for someone to say something completely unrealistic about this team, go read some of our coaches’ post game comments.


Game 8: Miami

We will never not use that picture in a post about Miami. IT’S THURSDAY NIGHT IN BLACKSBURG! Hit the jump…

pitt coach

Game 7: Pittsburgh

Wear a freaking collared shirt. You coach a D-1 football team. Hokies head to Pittsburgh, after the jump…


Game 6: North Carolina

Any game against these baby blue douchbags is a game we want to win. Let’s get to it, after the jump…


Game 4: Georgia Tech

Is there a way to express in written word a long, angry frustrated sigh? Like, a mix of disappointment, a little “not again”,  some “ARE YOU F*CKING KIDDING ME”, and a dash of “why do I do this to myself?” Close enough All the ranting to get you over it, after the jump.


Game 3: ECU

DID LAST WEEK ACTUALLY HAPPEN?!?! We have vague, drunken memories, but did we really go into Columbus and take down a top ten Buckeye team? F*ck yes we did. All the fun, after the jump.


Game 2: Ohio State

This week we travel to Ohio, the state that even Indiana makes fun of. The only person that chose to relocate to Ohio is Lebron, and he got paid a bazillion dollars to do so. But this game is freaking huge. So let’s do this thing.

Tech practice

Game 1: William & Mary

AWWWWW SHIT YEAH!! Football is back. Our long national nightmare is over. START JUMPING BITCHES!


Game Sun Bowl: UCLA

So we got SUPER drunk this Christmas. And super drunk right now. And we forgot we had a bowl game coming up. So here is preview so uninformative, we won't even make you hit the jump. Just hit another shot of Jim. —————– Non-Metallica Pump-Up Song of the Week EqWRaAF6_WY[/youtube] B Dubs came up […]


Game 12: UVA

  So… we definitely still suck. We thought maybe the bye week would have tempered our rage, but we were wrong. But one thing we can take solace in? UVA sucks WAAAAAAY worse. Your hungover, phoned in UVA preview, after the jump…. —————– Non-Metallica Pump-Up Song of the Week I-u5baokRi0[/youtube] Yeah, so this isn't […]


Game 11: Maryland Predictions

  So, that happened.  Still kind of speechless, to be honest.  In a good way.  Hit the jump.   ———————————————   Not sure how I feel about this right now.  I mean don't get me wrong, I love LOVE the fact that we doo-dooed on Miami in their house.  It was awesome.  Even if halfway […]


Game 11: Maryland

HUH?!?! What the hell? Where I am? What the hell happened last week? We just woke up. Join us in our journey back to consciousness, after the jump. —————– Non-Metallica Pump-Up Song of the Week lX8GG3dnsp8[/youtube] With two more wins and a Duke loss we can make the ACC Championship Game? A Pittsburgh Pirate […]

Game 10: Miami Predictions

Much like the Hokies the last two weeks, I'm phoning this one in.  Jump.   ———————————————   You know what's worse than watching VT lose in horrible fashion to BC?  Watching it in person.  This is twice now that I have seen BC make fools of us while I'm mere feet from the field.  I'm […]


Game 10: Miami

  We don't even know. Hopefully you're on mobile, cuz we are phoning this shit in. Hit the jump for all the masocism you can stand. —————– Non-Metallica Pump-Up Song of the Week 3s5xsVHOJQs[/youtube] We know that angry and jaded probably doesn't look good on us. We don't care… We realize that not caring […]