Well, that's not a headline I thought I'd ever write.

After the jump, vote on your favorite quotes from Airplane!, the American Pies, Animal House, and Beerfest.

We'll get through to decent basketball somehow...

Slowly but surely, we're getting there.

Your 40 Year Old Virgin quotes after the jump...

We really have no words to describe the past three basketball games. So we'll let Seth do it for us.

So eff it. We're all in now. We need to win three games in a row, and that shit ain't looking easy. So we're bringing out the big guns.

GAME ON.

LET'S GO HOKIES!!

For the Canadians, at least.  Stupid Crosby.  But, we did end up winning the overall medal count.  Canada got the most gold medals, though, which makes sense, because, you know, they never won a gold medal on their home soil in the Olympics.

So now that the Olympics are over for the next two years, let's review the best parts of the games for the Americans:

- Shaun White slamming the competition in the halfpipe.

- Lindsey Vonn winning the first gold medal in the women's downhill.

- The men winning the first Nordic Combined gold (and first NC medal ever) for the US.

- Seth Wescott defending his gold in the snowboard cross.

- The "Night Train" winning the gold in men's 4-man bobsleigh for the first time in over 60 years.

- Apolo Ohno getting his 8th medal, making him the most decorated American winter Olympian ever.  (and sidenote on this guy, yes he's very good at what he does, but seriously, if you listen to him, it's never been his fault he's lost a race.  Always blames someone else.  You got DQed because the judge was Canadian?  Sure dude.  You got DQed because you fucking pushed the guy.  Man up and admit your faults.  Take the loss like a man.  Don't represent America like a whiny little bitch.)

- And finally, the US winning the winter medal count for the first time since Lake Placid, and getting the most medals ever in a winter Olmpics by one country.

(If I missed any, leave your suggestions in the comment section)

Congratulations to the Canadians for winning hockey gold, because like Bob Costas said, this could most likely be the biggest sports moment in the history of Canadian sports.  We'll let you have this one, guys.

But, in the end, the same voices are heard:

USA USA USA!

So we're playing Maryland today.  CGally doesn't love you guys like I do, and he's pawning off the Hokie Hero to me today.  Anyways, here we are.  Today your hokie hero is this guy:

That's a big fucking turtle.  He killed it, cooked it, and presumably ate that bitch.  Hopefully today, our Hokies do the same.

Gobble gobble, bitches.

We've finally got everything set. The quest to find the greatest movie quote in all the land is upon us. The Movie Quote Madness is about to begin.

But first, we'll need to narrow down our field to 64 teams. How do we accomplish this? Why, conference championships of course!

We've listed 63 movies after the jump. From each movie, only one quote is going dancing. There will be one wild card vote as well, for movies with only one or two legit lines.

Usually, we'll try to get a few movies in each post. But we decided to go with Anchorman first. And we're only human. So after the jump, vote for your favorite Anchorman quote. And don't hurt yourself.

Let's light this candle...

Tomorrow, avid reader Maniak (file photo above) will be competing in the 2nd Annual DC Hokies Chili Cook-off.

His Pritchard 3am Alarm Chili will clearly be the best out there. But he still needs your help.

It's $10 to get in. All you can eat chili. Beer is available. The Tech-Maryland game will be on at 4. And you get to hang out with the NEZ gang. What could be better???

And fear not, the bathrooms are fully stocked with toilet paper.

So...

1:00pm
Primetime Sports Bar and Grille
11250 James Swart Circle Fairfax, VA, 22030

Be there.

As we finalize everything for the March Madness Madness Movie Quote Extravaganza, we're tinkering with some voting methods. So this is our test to make sure the poll will work. Please vote below.

It's been crazy here in the north today.  My wife works in Dobbs Ferry, I work in White Plains, and we live in Rye.  It takes about 20 minutes to get from Rye to Dobbs Ferry, on a slow day.  Today at 5pm, it was blizzard conditions in Dobbs Ferry, two inches of slush in White Plains, and downpouring rain in Rye.  Crazy shit going on here.  Anyways, onto the Olympics.

Got some more medals today, and they were good ones.  Our women got shut out by Canada in hockey and Julia Mancuso moved up ten spots in GS, but you get no medals for 8th place.  BUT! we also got medals.  These included:

Gold: Men's Nordic Combined Large Hill - Bill Demong

Silver: Women's Hockey

Men's Nordic Combined Large Hill - Johnny Spillane

Freestyle Skiing Men's Aerial - Jeret Peterson

No Bronze!  Also, let it be known, Bill Demong's gold is the USA's first gold EVER in nordic combined.  So this year we got our first medal in nordic combined and then we got our first gold medal.  Look out Scandinavia.  We're bringing it in Nordic sports, bitches.

EVERYONE JUST CALM THE F*CK DOWN!

Ok, so that game last night was pretty effing terrible. We lost by 20 to a school that couldn't get 1,000 people to show up to watch. It was like playing Seton Hall in Cancun. Except, you know, losing.

We'd like to offer more insight into what went wrong last night, but we decided that watching the best hockey game in the history of the sport was more entertaining than watching us shit the bed in an empty arena. That Russia-Canada game was pants-shittingly awesome.

But we're still ok! We still have two home games left, and one more chance to actually win on the road (gasp!). Unfortunately, the fact remains that we blew a big opportunity to get a road ACC win. And we didn't just lose; we were demolished.

So chill out until Saturday. Watch some curling. Drink some beer. It'll all be ok.

And even if it's not, drinking more beer will help the pain.

LET'S GO HOKIES!!